
Be an asshole
Throughout various stages of my life, I've known someone who could only be described as an asshole. I mean, we all know assholes. But I'm not talking about just any old asshole, but someone who reaches a higher assholian level, a kind of nirvana of the asshole class. [I'm using asshole in the gender neutral way- can substitute 'bitch', 'dick', 'wanker', etc...] What separates these individuals from the run of the mill, bread and butter, average assholes, is their propensity-